CrayCray teacher: "It won't hurt if you stretch"
Me: Ummm... All I've been doing is stretching.
CrayCray teacher: "I'm sure I gave you the info to study for the test. So I'll just fail all of you."
Me: No, you missed the last 4 classes with us so we don't know a damn thing about this subject
CrayCray teacher: "Well good luck."
Me: (rolls eyes) Yeah, you too.
Nothing cures annoyance of crazy teachers like mug cake. Except if that mug cake is made in a tiny, cute teacup. Did I mention it's delicious?